Kisah Ibu dan Anak
Abg Akmal : "Ibu, Ibu kena beli ni" sambil menuding ke arah iklan U-zap dalam TV.
Ibu : "Kenapa? Ibu dah gemuk ke"
Abg Akmal : "Ye lah, Abang rasa Ibu dah gemuk!!".
Ibu : "Eishhh, kurang asam punya budak".
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Anak (jantan) Ku,
May be when you are old enough, I will have to pull you aside and give you my fatherly advice - that remark that you just said to your Ibu, don't ever say it again in front of any woman. It could start a world war!
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End of filler post. More serious note will come later when I have more time to breathe.
Ibu : "Kenapa? Ibu dah gemuk ke"
Abg Akmal : "Ye lah, Abang rasa Ibu dah gemuk!!".
Ibu : "Eishhh, kurang asam punya budak".
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Anak (jantan) Ku,
May be when you are old enough, I will have to pull you aside and give you my fatherly advice - that remark that you just said to your Ibu, don't ever say it again in front of any woman. It could start a world war!
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End of filler post. More serious note will come later when I have more time to breathe.
Comments
women loves to hear the truth eventho its all lies.
:)
Adorable - nyeh, nyeh, nyeeh....kalau gitu your daughter kena compete ngan 2-3 orang lagi mak we yang minat dia kat kindie tu.
BTB - ya, nasib baik bapak nya tak dituduh bersubahat.
My doters pun sama suka cakap mak diorang gemuk. Tapi yg syok dgn anak pompuan ni, kita boleh cakap balik, korang pun gemuk jugak, diam lah lepas tu.
Tapi sebenarnya my son memang a bit critical about her mum's appearance. Kadang2 boleh komen baju yang Ibu dia pakai. Ye lah, mungkin belum faham pasal 'golden rule' tu.
Mak boleh ke naik basikal Aiman nanti pancit nanti, badan mak kan berat?
isk.. isk isk geleng kepala maknya esp bila yg sorang lagi tu ketawa cam nak pecah perut...
Ayong - heh heh heh. Itu soalan maut tuh.
Sya - patut lah mak dia dah start gi gym.
Abang : Mama pakai mekap ke tak pakai mekap ke sama jer....
Mama : What do you mean sama ? (glaring at him)..Cantik ke tak cantik ?
Abang (dah gelabah) : errr...cantik...cantik....
Huh, nasib baik !
Usha - terbalik? Cam mano tu?
Kalau anak lelaki prihatin pasal penampilan ibu dia, macam manalah nanti dengan girlfren dia no? Bapa dia dulupun mesti prihatin jugak tu... jgn tak ngaku eh
one of my frens gi dating....baru jek duduk nak order minum...dia kata kat pompuan tu...
"eh, u dah menopause ka?"
ahirnya dia minum sorang je ....
Idham
Idham - thx for droping by bro. Your friend tu dah hilang akal ke apa?