I saw my friend on his bicycle riding to his office somewhere near Jalan Sultan Ismail this morning. Upon reaching office, I SMS'ed him.
ME: Bro, saw u on d bike this morning. Congrats.....but I hv to say this.....u need to lose some more pounds! Hah ha ha too much flesh is...........gross!
Shortly afterwards, he replied
FRIEND: bet u enjoyed the view of my cute ass.....esok main bola?
ME: Like I said, too much of flesh is gross! Nasib baik belum stat puasa. Yes, esok aku main futsal.
FRIEND: cisss, sebelum raya mung kena mintak maaf dgn aku.
Hah ha ha what a way to start a day.