ORDINARY SUPERHERO

Arif: Baba...Arif dah semayang dah. Baba: Owh! Bagus...very good. Arif: Nanti tuhan SAYANG adik... Baba: Ya betul...sapa sembahyang Tuhan sayang dia, Baba pun sayang Arif! "Rabbi Ja'alni Muqima Assolah Wa min Zuriyyati". Ya Rabb, jadikan lah aku dari kalangan orang yang mendirikan solat dan zuriat ku juga.

I was just testing the capabilities of my new girlfriend Ms Siri. Me: Find me nearest school? Siri: Cannot understand what u mean 'nearest cool' Me: [raising my voice a bit]...nearest SCHOOL... Siri: Cannot understand 'nearest cool' Me: You could never understand me Siri: ['Wait a second...' appeared on the screen]. You certainly entitled to say that, Mohd. Now we ARE TALKING! Thank you Steve Jobs....rip.

Happy anniversary to my beloved wife. I'd loved you for a thousand years; and I will love you for a thousand more!